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Simple Simon's Pizza (East Bernard)
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419 Main St
East Bernard, TX 77435
(979) 335-7533
11:00 AM - 9:00 PM
98% of 97 customers recommended
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IT'S FALL YA'LL
Available through 9/30.
2 Large 2-Topping Pizzas
$24.99+
MEAL DEALS
1. Large Supreme Pizza & Original Calizone™
$24.95+
2. Original Calizone™, Large Single Topping Pizza, & 2 Liter Pepsi
$24.95+
3. 2 Large Single Topping Pizzas, & a 2 Liter Pepsi
$24.95+
4. Original Calizone™, Stromboli, & a 2 Liter Pepsi
$24.95
PIZZA - CREATE YOUR OWN
Single Topping Pizza & more! Start with a foundation of Mozzarella Cheese and build on with your choice of additional toppings.
Create Your Own Pizza
$8.99+
CAULIFLOWER CRUST PIZZA
Cauliflower Crust Pizza
$12.99+
SUPREME PIZZA
Supreme Pizza
Pepperoni, sausage, mushrooms, onions, & green peppers.
$9.99+
SPECIALTY PIZZAS
The Big 10 Pizza
Italian sausage, pepperoni, beef, Canadian bacon, sausage, onions, green peppers, mushrooms, black olives, & bacon.
$10.99+
Cheeseburger Pizza
Beef, onions, pickles, mustard, mozzarella, cheddar.
$10.99+
Veggie Pizza
Green peppers, onions, mushrooms, black olives, mozzarella.
$10.99+
Hawaiian Pizza
Bacon, Canadian bacon, cheese topped with pineapple.
$10.99+
6 Meat Pizza
Italian sausage, pepperoni, beef, Canadian bacon, sausage, bacon.
$10.99+
Pepperoni Pounder Pizza
Lots of pepperoni slices & lots of mozzarella.
$10.99+
Bacon & Cheddar Pizza
Sizzling bacon, mozzarella, cheddar.
$10.99+
Double Decker Pizza
Double topping plus 3 layers of cheese.
$10.99+
Chicken Bacon Ranch Pizza
Chicken, bacon, green peppers, onions, mozzarella, cheddar cheese, signature ranch dressing.
$10.99+
Triple Cheese Pizza
Mozzarella, cheddar, parmesan cheese.
$10.99+
BBQ Chicken Pizza
Chicken, bacon, onions, cheddar cheese, mozzarella, BBQ sauce.
$10.99+
Buffalo Chicken Pizza
Chicken, cheddar cheese, mozzarella, ranch dressing, buffalo wing sauce.
$10.99+
Triple Pepperoni Pizza
Cup-n-char, traditional, deli-sliced pepperonis with extra mozzarella.
$10.99+
PIZZADILLA
Chicken Pizzadilla
$5.99
Spicy Beef Pizzadilla
$5.99
Cheese Pizzadilla
$5.99
THE GREAT STROMBOLI
The Great Stromboli
Canadian bacon, bacon, onions, green peppers, & ranch baked into golden brown crust.
$13.99
ORIGINAL CALIZONE™
Original Calizone™
Pepperoni, sausage, mozzarella, & our signature Alpine Dressing folded and baked golden brown.
$12.99+
SPECIALTY CALIZONES™
Supreme Calizone™
Pepperoni, sausage, green peppers, onions, mushrooms, mozzarella.
$14.99+
Cheeseburger Calizone™
Beef, onions, pickles, mustard with mozzarella and cheddar cheese.
$14.99+
Triple Cheese Calizone™
Mozzarella, cheddar, parmesan.
$14.99+
Fiesta Calizone™
Spicy beef, onions, cheddar, black olives, marinara, ranch dressing.
$14.99+
Big 8 Calizone™
Italian sausage, pepperoni, sausage, onions, green peppers, mushrooms, black olives, bacon, mozzarella.
$14.99+
6 Meat Calizone™
Italian sausage, beef, bacon, pepperoni, Canadian bacon, sausage.
$14.99+
Build Your Own Calizone™
Choose up to 3 toppings of your choice, baked in a golden crust.
$14.99+
KETO FRIENDLY OPTIONS
Big 10 Keto Bowl
$7.99
Keto Pizza
$7.99+
WINGS
Traditional Wings
$6.99+
OVEN-BAKED SANDWICHES
Served with pickle and chips.
Ham Sandwich
$7.99
Turkey Sandwich
$7.99
Submarine Sandwich
$7.99
Chicken Bacon Ranch Sandwich
$7.99
Veggie Sandwich
$7.99
Italian Sandwich
$7.99
Club Sandwich
$7.99
Italian Chicken Sandwich
$7.99
BREADSTICKS
Garlic Breadsticks
$6.99
Alpine Breadsticks
$6.99
Jalapeno Breadsticks
$6.99
DESSERTS
Cinnamon Breadsticks with icing
$6.99
Apple Cinnamon Pizza
$8.99
DRINKS
2-Liter Soda
$3.19
EXTRA SAUCE CUPS
Extra Ranch
$0.59+
Extra Alpine Sauce
$0.59+
Extra Garlic Butter
$0.75+
Extra Marinara
$0.59+
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