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Simple Simon's (East Bernard)
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419 Main St
East Bernard, TX 77435
(979) 335-7533
11:00 AM - 9:00 PM
99% of 192 customers recommended
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PIZZAS
Create Your Own Pizza
Start with a foundation of Mozzarella Cheese and build on with your choice of one additional topping free.
$8.99+
Supreme Pizza
Topped with pepperoni, sausage, green peppers, onions, mushrooms, and cheese.
$9.99+
6 Meat Pizza
Topped with pepperoni, beef, sausage, bacon, Canadian bacon, and Italian sausage.
$10.99+
Big 10 Pizza
Italian sausage, pepperoni, beef, Canadian bacon, sausage, bacon, green peppers, mushrooms, black olives, and onions.
$10.99+
Triple Pepperoni Pizza
The triple pepperoni pizza loaded with cup-n-char pepperoni, traditional pepperoni, and deli sliced pepperoni with extra mozzarella cheese.
$10.99+
Pepperoni Pounder Pizza
Double the pepperoni slices with extra mozzarella cheese.
$10.99+
Hawaiian Pizza
Topped with bacon, Canadian bacon, and cheese topped with pineapple.
$10.99+
Chicken Bacon Ranch Pizza
Topped with savory chicken, bacon, onions, green peppers, with mozzarella cheese on our signature ranch dressing.
$10.99+
Cheeseburger Pizza
Topped with hamburger beef, onions, mustard, and dill pickles with mozzarella and cheddar cheese.
$10.99+
BBQ Chicken Pizza
Topped with chicken, bacon, onion, mozzarella, cheddar, BBQ sauce.
$10.99+
Veggie Pizza
Topped with green peppers, onions, mushrooms, black olives, and mozzarella cheese Jalapenos on request.
$10.99+
Triple Cheese Pizza
Topped with mozzarella, cheddar, and parmesan cheeses baked on a golden crust.
$10.99+
Buffalo Chicken Pizza
Topped with ranch, buffalo sauce, chicken, cheddar & mozzarella.
$10.99+
Double Decker Pizza
Double your favorite topping with double layers of cheese.
$10.99+
Bacon and Cheddar Pizza
Sizzling bacon baked in a combination of mozzarella and cheddar.
$10.99+
WINGS
Traditional Wings
Served with choice of bbq, buffalo, sweet chili, oven roasted, garlic parmesan, or mango habanero.
$6.99+
Boneless Wings
Served with choice of bbq, buffalo, sweet chili, oven roasted, garlic parmesan, or mango habanero.
$5.99+
SPECIALTIES
Big 10 Bowl
No crust, keto friendly. Served with Italian sausage, pepperoni, beef, Canadian bacon, sausage, bacon, green peppers, mushrooms, black olives, and onions
$7.99+
Pizzadilla
Simple Simon's version of a Tex Mex favorite, with mozzarella, cheddar & ranch dressing.
$5.99+
CALIZONES AND STROMBOLI
Build Your Own Calizone
Start with a foundation of mozzarella cheese and build on with your choice of three additional topping free.
$14.99+
Original Calizone
Stuffed with pepperoni, sausage, mozzarella cheese, and our secret sauce inside a golden crust.
$12.99+
Supreme Calizone
Stuffed with pepperoni, sausage, green peppers, onions, mushrooms, and mozzarella cheese.
$14.99+
Cheeseburger Calizone
Stuff with hamburger beef, onions, mustard, pickles, and cheddar cheese.
$14.99+
Chicken Bacon Ranch
Stuffed with savory chicken, bacon, with mozzarella cheese on our signature ranch dressing.
$14.99+
Triple Cheese Calizone
Stuffed with mozzarella, cheddar, and parmesan cheeses baked in a golden crust.
$14.99+
Big 8 Calizone
Stuffed with Italian sausage, bacon, pepperoni, green peppers, sausage, mushrooms, black olives, and onions.
$14.99+
6 Meat Calizone
Stuffed with pepperoni, beef, sausage, bacon, Canadian bacon, and Italian sausage.
$14.99+
Fiesta Calizone
Stuffed with spicy beef, onions, black olives, and cheddar cheese with our special recipe pizza sauce and signature ranch dressing.
$14.99+
The Great Stromboli
Canadian bacon, bacon, onions, and green peppers with mozzarella cheese and our signature ranch dressing.
$13.99+
Triple Pepperoni Calizone
Served with cup-n-char pepperoni, traditional pepperoni, deli sliced pepperoni, mozzarella and our secret sauce.
$14.99+
BREADSTICKS
Garlic Breadsticks
A blend of cheeses melted over our delicious dough and brushed with garlic butter sauce.
$6.99+
Alpine Breadsticks
A blend of cheeses melted over our delicious dough and brushed with our signature Alpine dressing.
$6.99+
Jalapeno Breadsticks
A blend of cheeses melted over our delicious dough and topped with Jalapenos.
$6.99+
Cinnamon Breadsticks
Breadsticks sprinkled with cinnamon and sugar and drizzled with sweet icing.
$6.99+
SANDWICHES
Ham & Cheese Sandwich
Ham with mozzarella cheese and our secret sauce.
$7.99+
Submarine Sandwich
Served with ham, pepperoni, mozzarella cheese, and our secret sauce.
$7.99+
Turkey Sandwich
Served with turkey with mozzarella cheese and our secret sauce.
$7.99+
Club Sandwich
Served with turkey, ham, bacon with mozzarella cheese and our secret sauce.
$7.99+
Veggie Sandwich
Served with green peppers, onions, black olives, and fresh mushrooms with mozzarella cheese and our secret sauce.
$7.99+
Italian Sandwich
Served with pepperoni and Italian sausage with mozzarella cheese and our secret sauce.
$7.99+
Triple Pepperoni Sandwich
Served with cup-n-char pepperoni, traditional pepperoni, deli sliced pepperoni, mozzarella and our secret sauce.
$7.99+
Chicken Bacon Ranch
Served with chicken, bacon, green peppers, and onions with mozzarella cheese and our signature ranch.
$7.99+
DESSERTS
Apple Cinnamon Pizza
Served with apple filling, cinnamon spread, with sweet icing.
$8.99+
Cinnamon Breadsticks
Breadsticks sprinkled with cinnamon and sugar and drizzled with sweet icing.
$6.99+
SAUCES
Marinara Sauce
$0.59+
Ranch Dressing
$0.59+
Alpine Sauce
$0.59+
Garlic Parmesan Sauce
$0.59+
Icing
$0.59+
BBQ Sauce
$0.59+
Buffalo Sauce
$0.59+
Mango Habanero Sauce
$0.59+
Sweet Chili Sauce
$0.59+
BEVERAGES
2 Liter Pepsi Product
$3.19
CATERING PACKAGES
Simple Sampler
Includes large supreme pizza, large pepperoni pizza, large 6-meat pizza, large cheese pizza, original calzone, stromboli, alpine bread, and cinnamon bread.
$99.99+
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Super Sampler
Includes large order of wings, large supreme pizza, large pepperoni pizza, large 6-meat pizza, large cheese pizza, original calzone, stromboli, alpine bread, and cinnamon bread.
$129.99+
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