Simple Simon's Pizza (East Bernard) Online Ordering Menu

419 Main St
East Bernard, TX 77435

(979) 335-7533

11:00 AM - 9:00 PM

98% of 97 customers recommended

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IT'S FALL YA'LL

Available through 9/30.

2 Large 2-Topping Pizzas

$24.99+

MEAL DEALS

1. Large Supreme Pizza & Original Calizone™

$24.95+

2. Original Calizone™, Large Single Topping Pizza, & 2 Liter Pepsi

$24.95+

3. 2 Large Single Topping Pizzas, & a 2 Liter Pepsi

$24.95+

4. Original Calizone™, Stromboli, & a 2 Liter Pepsi

$24.95

PIZZA - CREATE YOUR OWN

Single Topping Pizza & more! Start with a foundation of Mozzarella Cheese and build on with your choice of additional toppings.

Create Your Own Pizza

$8.99+

CAULIFLOWER CRUST PIZZA

Cauliflower Crust Pizza

$12.99+

SUPREME PIZZA

Supreme Pizza

Pepperoni, sausage, mushrooms, onions, & green peppers.

$9.99+

SPECIALTY PIZZAS

The Big 10 Pizza

Italian sausage, pepperoni, beef, Canadian bacon, sausage, onions, green peppers, mushrooms, black olives, & bacon.

$10.99+

Cheeseburger Pizza

Beef, onions, pickles, mustard, mozzarella, cheddar.

$10.99+

Veggie Pizza

Green peppers, onions, mushrooms, black olives, mozzarella.

$10.99+

Hawaiian Pizza

Bacon, Canadian bacon, cheese topped with pineapple.

$10.99+

6 Meat Pizza

Italian sausage, pepperoni, beef, Canadian bacon, sausage, bacon.

$10.99+

Pepperoni Pounder Pizza

Lots of pepperoni slices & lots of mozzarella.

$10.99+

Bacon & Cheddar Pizza

Sizzling bacon, mozzarella, cheddar.

$10.99+

Double Decker Pizza

Double topping plus 3 layers of cheese.

$10.99+

Chicken Bacon Ranch Pizza

Chicken, bacon, green peppers, onions, mozzarella, cheddar cheese, signature ranch dressing.

$10.99+

Triple Cheese Pizza

Mozzarella, cheddar, parmesan cheese.

$10.99+

BBQ Chicken Pizza

Chicken, bacon, onions, cheddar cheese, mozzarella, BBQ sauce.

$10.99+

Buffalo Chicken Pizza

Chicken, cheddar cheese, mozzarella, ranch dressing, buffalo wing sauce.

$10.99+

Triple Pepperoni Pizza

Cup-n-char, traditional, deli-sliced pepperonis with extra mozzarella.

$10.99+

PIZZADILLA

Chicken Pizzadilla

$5.99

Spicy Beef Pizzadilla

$5.99

Cheese Pizzadilla

$5.99

THE GREAT STROMBOLI

The Great Stromboli

Canadian bacon, bacon, onions, green peppers, & ranch baked into golden brown crust.

$13.99

ORIGINAL CALIZONE™

Original Calizone™

Pepperoni, sausage, mozzarella, & our signature Alpine Dressing folded and baked golden brown.

$12.99+

SPECIALTY CALIZONES™

Supreme Calizone™

Pepperoni, sausage, green peppers, onions, mushrooms, mozzarella.

$14.99+

Cheeseburger Calizone™

Beef, onions, pickles, mustard with mozzarella and cheddar cheese.

$14.99+

Triple Cheese Calizone™

Mozzarella, cheddar, parmesan.

$14.99+

Fiesta Calizone™

Spicy beef, onions, cheddar, black olives, marinara, ranch dressing.

$14.99+

Big 8 Calizone™

Italian sausage, pepperoni, sausage, onions, green peppers, mushrooms, black olives, bacon, mozzarella.

$14.99+

6 Meat Calizone™

Italian sausage, beef, bacon, pepperoni, Canadian bacon, sausage.

$14.99+

Build Your Own Calizone™

Choose up to 3 toppings of your choice, baked in a golden crust.

$14.99+

KETO FRIENDLY OPTIONS

WINGS

Traditional Wings

$6.99+

OVEN-BAKED SANDWICHES

Served with pickle and chips.

Chicken Bacon Ranch Sandwich

Italian Chicken Sandwich

$7.99

BREADSTICKS

DESSERTS

Cinnamon Breadsticks with icing

$6.99

Apple Cinnamon Pizza

$8.99

DRINKS

2-Liter Soda

$3.19

EXTRA SAUCE CUPS

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